Village Kebab House
About
Fast Food
Location
Adress: 8 St Marys Row Moseley, Birmingham, B13 8JG
Phone: +44 121 442 4346
Reviews
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Selma W.
I've had a long a tumultuous relationship with Village chip shop. After a night out in Moseley the standard is a scallop from Village, or maybe a cone of chips, or (I loathe to say it) a doner kebab and chips. It tastes so good. Like, amazingly good.
I remember back in the day when I definitely wasn't drinking underage people told me that at the end of the night the staff in Village would take donations for the dregs in their chip fryer which would result in bits of batter and congealed oil (which, surprisingly, I recently found out some people actually order sober!). Not sure if they do that anymore.
It's not the nicest of places décor wise; it looks a bit shabby and maybe not a place you'd want to be cooking something you're about to ingest. It never fails after a drink or 10 though. -
James W.
I'm going to write this review from two perspectives. I feel that this is the fairest way. The first perspective is drunk after a night out in Moseley; the second is sober in the daytime.
Review 1- After falling out of the Bull's Head after an ear crunching gig I fall into the Village Kebab House. I want to order everything on the menu, just as long as it is deep fried or served in pita bread. The smells are overwhelming and I am holding a trance like gaze at the kebab meat elephant leg, slowly spinning in the window. I order the large filthy mix on offer, both chicken and donner meat with all the salads and sauces, especially chili. This is the best meal I have ever had.
Review 2- I walk into The Village Kebab shop on my lunch hour and decide to have a tray of chicken kebab meat and chips. The op looks cleanish but my chicken meat is full of gristle and fat. I'm not sure I'm supposed to be eating this. A shelf fell off the wall whilst I was waiting for my food; I only leant on it for a second. After eating the kebab I start to feel a bit sick due to the grease that has settled in my stomach. I'm not sure I will hurry back here.
So there you have it, a review from both sides of the tracks. Find your inner demons and go for the first option. It tastes great and we only live once!